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| "I was imprisoned for being too good looking." |
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| "Please don't hate me because I'm beautiful." |
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| This is an agouti.They are related to guinea pigs and look quite similar, but are larger and have longer legs. |
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| "Hey, I'm ready for my mug shot. This side is better." |
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| "I'm a 'lifer.' No parole for me." |
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| "I'm planning an escape, and I'm looking for the person with the keys to the tender off this island." |
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| "I'm innocent. I didn't steal any bananas. I don't even like the way they taste." |
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| "Well, they let me take care of my baby while I'm in this joint." |
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| "I admitted to stealing this nut and got a year on this island." |
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| "I'm a good cat. I'm trying to get released early for good behavior. I WILL NOT attack those birds." |
